Thursday 21st December - Nicole Richie Wishes You All A Very Merry Christmas
Just in case there was ever any doubt that he would get custody of his kids, K-Fed has proved he's a mature, level-headed father figure by agreeing to fight WWE champion John Cena on New Year's Day in Miami. He's got the fighting talk down to a tee too - 'the real Kevin Federline never backs down from a challenge. Make all your jokes, because New Year's Day I'm the one who is going to be laughing. Oh yeah, Cena, my name is not K-Fed, it's Kevin Federline, bitch, and I want some and I'm gonna get some'. Wow. That's really special.
This is Prince Andrew's bizarre Moroccan/Matt Lucas wedding reception-themed Christmas card. How much do his kids wish they were dead?
Channel 4 has unveiled the new-look, Celebrity Big Brother house with vivid orange carpets inside and flock-style wallpaper outside. The garden has also shrunk in size because of the cold weather and the kitchen enlarged instead. I'm not really seeing anything different from the last BB house.
Britney took her 16-year-old sister, Jamie-Lynn, to a tattoo parlour in LA to get a tiny star inked on her hand. Whether this quite constitutes 'news', I don't know. Actually, I do know - it really doesn't. I'm sorry. Here's a photo anyway.
Leona Lewis is guaranteed a number one Christmas single - it's outselling Take That by 25 to 1 and Girls Aloud by 50 to 1.
Nauseating MP Lembit Opik intervened with the Home Office in a bid to stop his Cheeky Girl girlfriend from being deported. In August, Gabriela and Mincia Irimia were denied leave to remain in the UK but, after Lembit spoke to Immigration Minister Liam Byrne and asked a senior MP to help out too, they were allowed to stay.
Mel B has hired top Hollywood lawyer Don Engel to help her fight Eddie Murphy in the courts. She has vowed to get every penny she can after insisting her unborn child is his. Eddie Murphy? Mel B? What is this, 1990?
James Blunt and Paris Hilton have been seen getting cosy in a Hollywood club.
Victoria Beckham says she had her hair extensions pulled out and a bob chopped in so that she can have more sex with David as she reckoned her nylon weave was getting in the way of their romps - 'with hair extensions you can be in the midst of passion and one flies out'. She's so full of it.